Archive for August, 2012

30
Aug
12

The number one sin you can commit as a mack

The number one sin you can commit as a mack…the absolute worst thing you can do in your dealings with a female…believe it or not, it ain’t cheating. It’s not playing the role of Captain Save-A- Hoe, though I wouldn’t recommend blowing the dust off that old cape tucked away in the back of your closet. (Hopefully by now you’ve burned that joint to a charred crisp!)

The biggest sin you can commit as a mack is to be boring. That’s right; I said BORING!Nothing will drive a woman away faster; nothing will make her seek the company of another man quicker, than for you to turn into a love song on her.

What I’m talking about here is being predictable; failing to be a challenge anymore; no longer being the mysterious, intriguing guy you were when she first fell for you. There’s a danger that comes once you begin to get comfortable with a female. This is usually when you start letting your Mack guard down. You start falling back into old simpish ways and behavior: phone checks, being quick to answer her every call, spending all your free time around her, questioning her every movement and demanding an account of where she’s been for the past hour…or giving an account of your own whereabouts whenever she asks.

When you’ve put your best Mack moves into practice and snatched yourself a good one, and after you’ve spent some time with her, this is when you are the most vulnerable. This is when a female will really test you to see what you’re made of. That’s why this Macking thing has to be solid down in you. It’s got to become a part of your very DNA. You have to get to the place where you eat, sleep and breathe this Macking!

If you’re play-macking out here, you will get found out. You’re eventually gonna slip; and when you do, instead of the Mack Within coming to the forefront, the Simp Within will show up in his place. And the female you’re dealing with will know that you ain’t true to the game you’ve been spitting. She’ll know you’ve been perpetrating a fraud. And eventually you’ll get dropped like all the other simps. So don’t become a victim of your own lack of discipline! Get this Macking down in you for real, and anchor yourself to it like a ship to the ocean’s floor.

There’s a saying: the things you did to get her are the things you need to do to keep her. This is usually quoted in reference to doing simpish things like buying gifts and flowers; but it’s doubly true when it comes to being a true to the game Mack.

Don’t relax; never let your guard down. Be on the job 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Keep them women guessing about your next move. Keep them intrigued with the level of your wisdom and knowledge. Keep them on their toes when they try throwing temper tantrums on you. Stay looking sharp and dressing fly. And never let them get away with even the subtlest form of disrespect.

And above all: never, ever become boring and predictable.

15
Aug
12

Your Helpful guide to a successful nightclub outing

• First define what a successful night is for you. Mind would be just a little grinding and maybe 2-3 numbers

• Knowing the type of club your going to be going to is key. This will help you better prepare. Do people get loose at this spot or do they just come out to stunt?

• Have a little fucking rhythm for Christ sakes. If you can dance that’s an easy opener plus some girls can’t dance for shit so if you can guide them through rhythm then that’s an opportunity to pull her over to the side after your done and chat her up for a minute.
+ 1 if you can salsa dance.

• Have fun. It’s the club so relax and smile from time to time. Acting a little silly doesn’t hurt either

• Look fucking presentable and wear some sort of ornament that will make you stand out.(Peacocking) A button up and grey pants are cool.. but you need some sort of ornament that will make it easy for women to start a conversation with you

• If she’s watching her friend grind on some guy hardcore She’s more than likely probably down to do the same so go ahead and grab her wrist like a cave man.

• If she’s standing their staring super hard at the dance floor go ahead and grab her wrist like a caveman

• If dancehall music is playing, go ahead and grab her wrist like a caveman.

• As rude as it might seem… grabbing the wrist lightly nudging her into a dance routine usually works for me 77% of the time (maybe cause I don’t look threatening)

• No what time it is. Anytime before 11.. might be a good time to chat with tons of woman for maybe just a few minutes. After 12:30 it turns into a meat market and a lot of times everything is up for grabs (depending on what time the club closes) Plus you can go back to those girls you comfort built with earlier and Bam… your in!

• Don’t approach from behind unless the atmosphere is conducive to that situation. Girls get startled easily so its best to approach from an angle

• If you’re grinding with a girl and you notice through her body language that she’s into you.. Pull her to the side and chat her up some more..i.e Are those your friends? Is that Coral or pink? Are you into Rhythmic Gymnastics?

• Keep that drink in hand. You can get away with a lot when you have a drink in hand

• Dont fear rejection..just wipe it off and move on to the next one. This one chick told me that she had a boyfriend and proceeded to tell me how cool she thought I was….I was like “haha your good… you don’t have to give me an explanation” and then I dipped out. The quicker you can shake it off… the faster you can move on

• Approach like a long-lost friend and not a thirsty nigga.. Compliment her style game without complimenting her physically.

And Fellas… this is a constructive thread So add your tips, tricks and advice…
Nothing is 100% but the more you know the better you can prepare…..Each one teach one!

• oh lastly… Always bring a stack of mints! I stay with a shitload of certs in my back pocket.

15
Aug
12

#ShowTimeBack

Summer is winding down and that means The Experience is back in action. It has been a crazy summer of sports including some major blockbuster deals L.A, such as Dwight Howard, to Steve Nash, to Hanley Ramirez. Also the Olympics in London were a huge hit, and a wonderful joy to watch. Here is a check in with my two teams.

Green Bay Packers

The Packers are well into training camp, but have been unlucky in the injury department. More than 20 Packers did not participate in the team’s first preseason game in San Diego which was pretty much a disaster. Desmond Bishop was lost for what is looking to be the whole year with a hamstring issue, and Davon House was lost for 2 to 3 weeks with a shoulder sprain. Also the team did not look as if they learned from their postseason defeat to the Giants, as the suffered a total of 4 turnovers. Aaron Rodgers backup Graham Harrell did not preform well to say the least. He struggled to hit any of his receivers, brining up the question of QB depth this season. But hey, no need to get worried, it’s just the PRESEASON.

Los Angeles Lakers

This summer Mitch Kupchack ensured his status among all time great GM’s in basketball history. The Lakers needed a revamp and boy did he deliver. Mitch started off the summer by executing a sign and trade with Phoenix Suns to bring hall of fame point guard Steve Nash to the rival Los Angeles Lakers to finish his career. With Nash the Lakers get one of the game’s all time great facilitators, who can exploit teams with the pick and roll, and outside shooting. Nash immediately turned the Lakers back into title contenders. Mitch however, wasn’t satisfied. Next, the savvy vet Antwan Jamison was brought in to provide a scoring presence off the bench. Like Nash, Jamison is in his late 30’s, but that’s not to say he doesn’t have anything left in the tank. This seemed to cap the Lakers offseason after about a 3 week time period went by with no more additions. There were rumors of Dwight coming to the Lakers, but no deal ever materialized.

But then on August 15th, when it seemed as if Dwight would be stuck in Orlando for another season, the Lakers shocked the basketball world by stealing another all-star center from the Orlando Magic for pretty much biscuits and gravy.

I know Andrew Bynum is a all-star, but looking at it from the Magic standpoint, the Lakers got a hell of deal for the 6 time all-star. Dwight will probably miss about a month, as he is still recovering from back surgery, but when he gets back I don’t see any team capable of stopping this Lakers team. Howard’s presence on the defensive end of the floor can not be matched by anyone in the NBA. Sure Andrew Bynum had some good defensive showings, but it seemed like it was a rare occurrence. This is what separates Andrew and Dwight, as Howard has more than enough of an offensive game to match Bynum’s. And finally the Mitch finished dinner by bringing in sharp shooter Jodie Meeks from the Sixers to add shooting and scorer to the bench.

All I can say is this,be afraid.

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Be very afraid.




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